5. It’s elementary, my dear Watson!
How dare you accuse my dear friend Patrick of looking like a girl! You are a bully! I don’t want to talk to you until you apologize for being soooo rude!
4. The secret to becoming a millionare is revealed!
You see how successful and awesome I am! Ss soon as I parked my Porsche, people started to take photos and upload it on Wikipedia like crazy! True story!